Virus you should look out for....

The Spice Girls Virus - Your computer no longer retains any information.

The Clinton Virus - Your computer retains information but only recalls certain parts.

The Viagra Virus - Your disk is no longer floppy.

The Benfica Virus - Your computer looses everything.

The Porto Virus - V's become B's.

The Bobbit Virus - You Pc's says "Log Off".

The George Michael Virus - Your computer turn's itself on.